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Five-Minute Enterprise
May 16 - Shatner On The Past And Being Remembered
More show appearances and interviews from the former Captain Kirk.

May 15 - Bakula Filming 'The Informant'
Filming has the locals abuzz and eager for actor sightings.

May 14 - Pegg Says 'Star Trek XI' Should Not Be A Parody
Playing Scotty means doing his own take on the character, not trying to imitate James Doohan.

May 14 - Stewart Nominated For Tony Award
Former Captain Picard up for award for his role in MacBeth.

May 14 - Mojo on 'Starship Spotter'
'Starship Spotter' co-author shares new starship images and discusses reaction to 'Starship Spotter'.

May 14 - British Judicial Robes In A 'Star Trek' Makeover
New robes for British judges are reminiscent of 'Star Trek' costumes.

May 14 - Shatner on Conan
Dislike of his fellow cast members towards him is still a mystery to the former Captain Kirk.

May 12 - New 'Star Trek: Odyssey' Episode Released
A kidnapping, a traitor and a fragile alliance make for drama in the newest 'Odyssey" episode.

May 12 - Shatner And Nimoy Weren't Always Best Buddies
Shatner's new autobiography describes both his 'Star Trek' working life and details of his personal life.

May 12 - 'Star Trek XI' Not Just A Prequel
'Star Trek XI' covers more than the earliest days of Kirk and Spock.

May 9 - Retro Review: The Vengeance Factor
An assassin plagues the Enterprise crew's attempt to reconcile two factions of an alien race.

May 9 - Back To The Basics For Stewart
Former Captain Picard on 'Star Trek' and its influence on him. Plus: Stewart nominated for several awards.

May 9 - Wheaton On 'Reinventing Star Trek'
'Star Trek' actor and fan on expectations for 'Star Trek XI'

May 6 - Quinto On The Impact Of Playing Spock
In addition to his work on 'Heroes', Quinto is well-prepared for his role as the popular Vulcan.

May 6 - 'Star Trek: The Next Generation" To Appear On Sci-Fi Channel
The Sci-Fi channel is the third cable channel to acquire the rights to 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'.

 
'Five-Minute Enterprise' is Colin 'Zeke' Hayman's weekly parody of Enterprise episodes. To find out more about each episode, please visit the Trek Nation Episode Guide.


June 10 - Zero Hour
Archer wins the ballgame in sudden-death overtime. Then there's Nazis!

June 10 - The Forgotten
Archer gets his used-car salesman on. Reed and Hoshi get Travis back from an even more mediocre life. Samus gets equipped with Bubble Lead. No, wait....

June 8 - Damage
Will Archer become a pirate? And if so, can he train Porthos to perch on his shoulder?

June 6 - Azati Prime
Archer vs. the future, Round 3 -- will Travis be the first casualty?

May 14 - 'Enterprise' Ending Spectacular
Les Moonves & Scott Bakula interviews so exclusive they didn't even know they gave them! Disclaimer: Not to be read as a statement that the ending is spectacular.

June 9 - Hatchery
Ho hatches the hatchers?

June 5 - Doctor's Orders
Phlox learns that One is the most hallucinogenic number. Guest starring Samus Aran!

June 3 - Harbinger
T'Pol, Trip, Reed, and Hayes team up to kill subtlety.

May 29 - Stratagem
Archer takes Degra on a phony ride. Hoshi and Travis tell the truth, the forced truth, and nothing but the truth.

May 27 - Countdown
47... 46... 45... 44... (well, come on, where else could it start?)

May 25 - Proving Ground
The Expanse gets the blues. Travis and Hoshi get the de-angster. Phlox gets the slammer.

May 23 - The Council
Can Archer persuade the Councillors? He'll give it a Troi.

May 19 - Chosen Realm
The ship is captured by aliens who see religious issues in half black, half white. Meanwhile, love is in the air, or is it just an aphrodisiac gas?

May 18 -
The crew find their children of... aw, just read MEG's blurb. (5-Minute Enterprise Week begins here!)

Jan 30 - Similitude
Archer and Phlox get in trouble for double-Tripping.

Jan 23 - North Star
'Cause I've got faith of the horse... I'm goin' where my horse will take me....

Jan 12 - Twilight
Archer saves the future from himself, Part 2.

Jan 5 - The Shipment
Archer learns that not all Xindi are evil, just most. Reed gets in a Major machismo contest. Hoshi falls for someone more charming than Travis.

Dec 2 - Carpenter Street
Archer and T'Pol travel back in time for some reason.

Oct 18 - Exile
Hoshi gets in a Beastly relationship. Archer and Trip have a ball.

Oct 18 - Impulse
T'Pol goes from Subcommander to Zombie...mander.

Oct 9 - Rajiin
Archer gets hooked by a Perfect Mate. Trip spices up his financial dealings.

Oct 3 - Extinction
Archer, Reed, and Hoshi become a modern Stone Age family. Trip's just peachy.

Sep 22 - Anomaly
Archer takes a walk on the black coffee side.

Sep 17 - The Xindi
Archer begins his bold, daring mission in the Expanse by getting captured and needing some big strong men to save him. Sissy.

Sep 5 - A Night in Sickbay
Archer confronts his intense lack of sexual tension with T'Pol, mostly to shut up Sigmund Phlox. Porthos, a bat, and a water polo ball compete to see who can have the worst day.

Aug 29 - Dead Stop
B'Elanna kills Travis. No, really.

Apr 24 - The Breach
Reed and Trip find out what happens when you let Travis run the show. Archer helps Phlox come to terms with prejudice by Cardassians against Vulcans. Or something.

Apr 9 - The Crossing
Archer and T'Pol wonder whether there is, in truth, no beauty. Reed fights a puff of smoke and loses. Porthos gives a new career a Troi.

Apr 2 - Minefield
Archer and Reed have a game of Minesweeper. Reed wishes he'd stuck to Solitaire.

Feb 17 - Cease Fire
Archer learns that being a pacifier sucks.

Dec 3 - Vanishing Point
Hoshi simultaneously invents the transporter accident, the misleading dream sequence, and the sport of extreme knife-eating. Reed is furious to see his record broken.

Oct 10 - Carbon Creek
T'Pol tells the story of her long-lost ancestor Shannon T'Donnell.

Oct 2 - Shockwave II
Archer saves T'Pol from Silik. T'Pol saves Archer from Soval. Hoshi saves Reed from boredom. Nobody bothers saving Travis.

June 25 - Shockwave
The Temporal War finally gives up on being Cold. Daniels takes Archer on a quantum leap. Reed gets to blow up everybody.

May 30 - Two Days And Two Nights
Archer loses at "Spy vs. Spy." Trip and Reed do a subplot about nothing, not that there's anything wrong with that. Phlox faces his greatest challenge... in his sleep?

May 29 - Desert Crossing
Archer and Trip have a nice, long walk. T'Pol foils a pretender to the throne. Porthos gets repetitive.

May 29 - Fallen Hero
A British Vulcan invites everyone to play a game of "Scandal, She Faked." Archer and T'Pol argue about the rules.

May 28 - Vox Sola
Archer and Trip experiment with male bonding. Travis breaks the Prime Directive. T'Pol says things.

May 26 - Detained
Archer and Mayweather take a trip down The Chute. Sato joins the nouveau riche. Porthos kicks butt!

May 23 - Oasis
Hoshi's Job Search, Conclusion. Enterprise runs into a shifty character. Trip goes for double Kessage.

May 21 - Acquisition
Hoshi's Job Search, Part 2. Archer and Travis make a special announcement. Tucker stops a takeover with his bare Hanes. Porthos takes a breather.

Mar 29 - Rogue Planet
Our heroes visit The Planet That Always Sleeps. Hoshi goes job-hunting.

Mar 6 - Fusion
Archer beats up Vorik for causing The First Temptation Of T'Pol. Trip chooses the red pill.

Feb 22 - Shuttlepod One
Isolated and losing air, Reed and Tucker have nothing to fear but beer itself. The computer lodges a few protests.

Feb 14 - Shadows of P'Jem
Archer has one of his dog days. Sopek finds Trip's commanding presence somewhat lacking. T'Pol narrowly escapes visiting her family and friends.

Feb 6 - Sleeping Dogs
T'Pol, Reed, and Hoshi have a Titanic adventure. Archer confuses the words "trip" and "transvestite." Porthos gets some shuteye.

Jan 26 - Dear Doctor
Phlox takes advantage of a narration gig to do his award-winning Mengele impression. Cutler, apparently not over those hallucinations from "Strange New World," puts the moves on him. Hoshi speaks in tongues.

Jan 20 - Silent Enemy
Enterprise heads back to Earth, until Travis notices that he's left the gear shift in reverse. Hoshi goes Sam Spade.

Dec 1 - Cold Front
Archer discovers he's not "smooth as Silik." Some pilgrims improve their plumage. The Porthos Mystery is finally answered -- or is it?

Nov 25 - Fortunate Son
T'Pol makes the most of her situation. Phlox lights up Archer's life. Travis gets his moment in the sun. Hoshi minds her own business.

Nov 18 - Civilization
Archer decides he doesn't embody enough Kirk stereotypes yet. T'Pol learns the terrible truth. Tucker objects.

Nov 13 - Breaking the Ice
Vulcans save the day, infuriating Archer. Hoshi invents herself a groupie. Reed and Mayweather blow up some baking soda. Porthos gets a job.

Nov 6 - The Andorian Incident
Tucker plays with fire. Porthos meets his father. Phlox gets stuck with a complicated zoological problem.

Oct 29 - Terra Nova
Archer gets rid of a pet peeve, drawing disapproval from T'Pol. Reed goes Charlton Heston. Travis guards things.

Oct 24 - Unexpected
Trip gets one in the oven; Phlox prescribes some heavy reading. Archer and T'Pol destroy the Klingon Empire before lunch.

Oct 13 - Strange New World
Archer lets the dog out of the bag. Trip tries out for a role in 'Conspiracy Theory.' T'Pol outbluffs hallucinatory poker strippers.

Oct 5 - Fight or Flight
Sato goes sluggish, but gets over it. Phlox has way too much fun being CMO.

Oct 2 - Broken Bow
Archer sets right what once went wrong. T'Pol takes a trip to the decontamination room.

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